Breaking news: Ben Roethlisberger is at it AGAIN! He’s always up to something stupid, what is wrong with him?

So have you heard the latest on the use to be respected Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger and his peeing investigation?  Apparently Ben Roethlisberger was out golfing and was spotted by a citizen by the name of Nan Fowler who phoned the pro shop at the Country Club at Muirfield Village and complained that a white, tall male sporting a blue golf shirt and khaki shorts was “urinating into some trees.” 

The funny thing about this is, when the women phoned in to complain someone at the country club stated, that the person who fit that description was Big Ben.  That is just too funny because the country club worker made it seem like it was okay by stating, “That was Big Ben! I can picture that conversation, let me re-enact the call, I’ll play Nan: 

Nan: OMG, some tall whit buff guy is out here peeing on the golf course behind some tree and I can see his penis, I am appalled, I had no idea Muirfield Village ran this type of establishment…Oh my goodness! 

Country Club worker: Girl do you know who that is…that’s Big Ben, he can do whatever he want’s to do with his penis, girl you didn’t know…that’s what Big Ben is known for, exposing THAT penis!!! I don’t know what you den thought, you better recognize!!! LOL

Nan: Well I never, we will just see about that, after I call the police, Ben will not get away with this like he has in the past! LOL! 

Nan later called the police and told them that the NFL star Ben Roethlisberger was peeing in public. The cops eventually arrived to the scene and spoke with country club management but later determined that no crime had been committed. 

Come to find out, cops never interacted with Roethlisberger — because Ben was “long gone” by the time authorities had arrived, all they did was write up a report for there files. If that was Ben…once again he got away with sticking his Penis somewhere it shouldn’t have been…just nasty!